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Anonymous
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| posted: 1/23/2005 at 11:17:20 AM ET
This is a message 4 Jennifer. Hi, no offence but that's a total utter stupid thing to say and i think u r silly 4 putting such a silly comment into this terrific website and i'm definitely voting this topic down!!!!
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 maintube
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5/26/2004 | posted: 1/23/2005 at 2:16:12 PM ET
You have some nerve calling other peopple stupid, ya coward. You hide behind the anoymous tag and just spout out BS. If you can't give any advice that makes sense then leave and don't come back. YOU'RE the one that ruins this site not these other people. Even the people who ask silly-ass questions deserve bette than that.
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beero
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2/6/2005 | posted: 2/7/2005 at 12:35:05 AM ET
oh yeah?
does it make you horny?
haha ok now for a slightly better joke:
how do you know when you're making out with a horn player?
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 Pete
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3/20/2005 | posted: 4/3/2005 at 5:26:13 AM ET
..from French Horn to Bulimia
Tom Fogerty has died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly. Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up. All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums. He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like." Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?" At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."
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 trumpetgeek53
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7/20/2005 | posted: 10/18/2006 at 8:06:21 AM ET
I thought bagpipers were always the butt of jokes, I mean no offense to bagpipers since my close friend is a bagpiper, but I mean you blow into a bag and squeeze the pipe.
> Trumpets rule <
*Saxophones are OK*
Bandito for life
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boom18
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1/12/2007 | posted: 1/20/2007 at 2:49:51 PM ET
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This is a message 4 Jennifer. Hi, no offence but that's a total utter stupid thing to say and i think u r silly 4 putting such a silly comment into this terrific website and i'm definitely voting this topic down!!!!
i agree with ?
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maintube
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5/26/2004 | posted: 1/20/2007 at 10:30:51 PM ET
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I thought bagpipers were always the butt of jokes, I mean no offense to bagpipers since my close friend is a bagpiper, but I mean you blow into a bag and squeeze the pipe.
Why do 'pipers always march when they play? To get away from the sound.
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Anonymous
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| posted: 3/16/2011 at 11:49:10 PM ET
How do you make a trombone sound like a French Horn?
Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.
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